Jugoslovenska Žurka (reakcija na Kolindu i Gvozdenu Zavesu)

Kao što reče jedan moj francuski prijatelj ‘vi Balkanci živite post-Jugoslovenski mamurluk’. I ubode ga čovek ko prstom u dupe.

Jugoslavija je kao neka žurka. Kao prva žurka na koju si otišao kao tinejdžer. A tamo svi. Dripci iz kraja, lepe cice iz centra, gomila pevača, glumaca, krimosa, narodnjaka, rokera, pankera, metalaca. Ama baš svi. Piće jeftino, hrana bajata, muzika kendrlja iz razjebanih zvučnika ali svima kao nešto dobro.

Ćale i keva u vikendici, na selu.

Kako veče odmiče svi naravno sve pijaniji. Raspoloženje na uzlaznoj putanji, svi đuskaju, čantraju, maze se, jebu ale. Ali kako alkohol uzima maha tako se polako dižu glasovi. Pa se dvojica u klonji svađaju oko fudbala. Pa se dve koke gledaju preko pičke zbog nekog frajera. Pa neko opsedne muzički stub (za mlađe: skalamerija od metar iz koje se čuju muzički sadržaji), eto ne sviđa mu se muzika pa je on baš doneo kasetu sa svojim demo snimcima. On uspeva i grozomorni zvuci njegovog ultra-underground benda sad jebu sve ostale. Ali njegova konstitucija od 2 metra nekako čini njegovu muziku podnošljivom. Neki mu čak prilaze i pičkarski kao ‘brate š’o je dooooobro’.

Tu samo par faca duvaju u ćošku i gledaju i ne mogu da veruju kako se jedna fina, spontana žurkica pretvorila u sranje. U jednom trenutku krene šutka i svi puni entuzujazma ulete. Ali tu Pera u jednom trenutku nezgodno zakači Hrvoja i šutka se brzinski pretvori u makljažu. Pera Hrvoja, Hrvoje zakači Alisu, Alisa pljune Ibru, ovaj da zaštiti Maricu promaši Franca i slučajno u fulu nabode Davida. Manje više opšta šorka.

Ubrzo dođe čika milicajac koji se nekim čudom zove John, i jednopotezno rasturi žurezu. Tog dana je njegov kolega Sergej bio bolestan jebi ga pa je John ceo uviđaj morao sam da odradi. Pošteno i nepristrasno, kako samo čika milicajac John zna.

E sad je to sutra. Mamurluk ubi. Jeftino vino i vinjak su zli drugovi dan posle. Memorija pamćenja je kurva.

Jednima je bilo do jaja. Ludnica od žurke. Nekima je bila katastrofa. Sve sami ljacise na žurci, odvratno. Priča se da je neka riba bila silovana. Jedan je u tuči ostao laki invalid, staklo iz flajke završilo u levom oku. Kažu bilo je padobranaca. Tu su bili namerno da naprave haos i od jedne nevine šutke izazovu opštu makljažu.

Sve u svemu kolko partijaša tolko sećanja, i sva kroz maglu mamurluka od vinjaka.

Samo ovih par duvača sa strane ostaše van makljaže i mamurluka. Spasio ih bol u kurcu.

Introduce Yourself (Example Post)

This is an example post, originally published as part of Blogging University. Enroll in one of our ten programs, and start your blog right.

You’re going to publish a post today. Don’t worry about how your blog looks. Don’t worry if you haven’t given it a name yet, or you’re feeling overwhelmed. Just click the “New Post” button, and tell us why you’re here.

Why do this?

  • Because it gives new readers context. What are you about? Why should they read your blog?
  • Because it will help you focus you own ideas about your blog and what you’d like to do with it.

The post can be short or long, a personal intro to your life or a bloggy mission statement, a manifesto for the future or a simple outline of your the types of things you hope to publish.

To help you get started, here are a few questions:

  • Why are you blogging publicly, rather than keeping a personal journal?
  • What topics do you think you’ll write about?
  • Who would you love to connect with via your blog?
  • If you blog successfully throughout the next year, what would you hope to have accomplished?

You’re not locked into any of this; one of the wonderful things about blogs is how they constantly evolve as we learn, grow, and interact with one another — but it’s good to know where and why you started, and articulating your goals may just give you a few other post ideas.

Can’t think how to get started? Just write the first thing that pops into your head. Anne Lamott, author of a book on writing we love, says that you need to give yourself permission to write a “crappy first draft”. Anne makes a great point — just start writing, and worry about editing it later.

When you’re ready to publish, give your post three to five tags that describe your blog’s focus — writing, photography, fiction, parenting, food, cars, movies, sports, whatever. These tags will help others who care about your topics find you in the Reader. Make sure one of the tags is “zerotohero,” so other new bloggers can find you, too.